i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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