Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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