I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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