I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Randomize
