I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
