i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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