at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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