Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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