He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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