God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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