More tranny stories later!
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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