is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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