She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Randomize