Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Still dying that you shit outside
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
