Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
