Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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