I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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