Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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