i may or may not be watching the land before time
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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