Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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