My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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