so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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