If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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