belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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