Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
