"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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