Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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