I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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