I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We don't watch enough power rangers
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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