Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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