I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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