just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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