i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Randomize
