sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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