speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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