What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Found your dick twin last night
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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