would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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