i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I wanna passion pit in your ass
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
this is an emotional support booty call
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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