His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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