So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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