me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Green mimosas i think yes
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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