if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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