We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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