oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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