I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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