the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize