You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
My dick has a subreddit
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Randomize
