Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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