She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Do plants get herpes?
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