bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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