Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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