it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I wish i was in the wii world.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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