I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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