Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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