return my video game
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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